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Girl You Be Trippin

Sorry I haven’t written in awhile.  I tripped and fell over my elliptical while playing tag with my kid and blew out my knee.  I started physical therapy and am having surgery in a couple of weeks blah blah blah and now the better part of a year is being…

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Podcast

Bye Felicia

This week Erin posted on her Facebook wall something about not keeping much junk, hating knick-knacks and admitted to throwing most of her kids artwork away (just like most of us moms who choose not to be hoarders). Anywho, a random super angry reader of the page called Erin a…

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Podcast

To Our Illiterate Friends

As many of you who follow us on Facebook and Twitter are already aware, we decided to begin podcasting in addition to blogging, so that people who can’t read are now able to experience the insurmountable joy we bring to the world.  We are super thoughtful like that.  Our IT…

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Podcast

Hi, You’ve Reached Erin And Lisa

Last week Lisa and I recorded podcast number two. We know you are excited and have been patiently waiting. Anywho, we had TWO jobs for this podcast: 1. Come up with a podcast name and announce said name. 2. Give the listeners our blog addresses. We forgot to do both.…

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Motherhood

Deer Antlers And Tonsils

Last week my youngest daughter had her tonsils out.  I was an absolute fucking wreck because she was with a world renown surgeon, in a really nice hospital and this extremely complicated surgery was going to take somewhere between fifteen to twenty minutes minutes.  I watched as they wheeled her…

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Life Lifestyle

A Hairy Situation

Erin: I have decided we are going to go get Brazilian waxes. Lisa: Okay. Erin: That went over better than I thought it would.  You are drinking wine, watching Lifetime and not really listening to me aren’t you? Lisa: What?   Lisa’s Version of Events I am not a person…

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Life Marriage

Icebergs and Negotiations

One of the four neighbors whom I actually like moved right before Thanksgiving.  She needed some help moving some miscellaneous items like a propane tank and a gas can that apparently wouldn’t fit in her giant car (?), so I graciously loaded them into mine and made the trek into…

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