Latest Life Pets

Coyotes In the Mist

Last week I got into a little spat with God. I was getting ready for bed and grabbed a yellow tank-top. God was like, “Are you sure you want to wear that? I can see your nipples.” And I was all, “God. Seriously? It’s 2017. Women can wear whatever we…

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An Evening With Peyton Manning

A few months ago, Mike received an invitation from a fancy hotel inviting him to an exclusive dinner titled, “An Evening With Peyton Manning (google football player if you are like me).” Calm down, we aren’t that cool. Like we had to pay. It wasn’t a free dinner with Peyton…

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I Am Woman Hear Me Roar

Following last week’s blog, I received a variety of e-mails. My favorite was sent from a man in Texas. He said, “What is all this I am Woman Hear Me Roar bullshit? Bring back the funny! Lol!” Omg. Did we not read the same blog? I am fucking hilarious. Having…

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Latest Life Motherhood

Have A Ball

The first time I saw a human ball was when I was 10 years old. Calm down. I wasn’t molested. I was over at my grandma’s house playing outside when her husband walked out onto their patio, smoking a pipe and wearing a pair of nylon jogging shorts. He casually…

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Latest Life Marriage

Growing Pains

This year I became a commercial real estate investor. My husband’s dental practice expanded to the point where he was literally “out of room.” I suggested we purchase a “gently worn” RV and a generator so he could do fillings in a parking lot. He countered with it was time…

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Motherhood

Evil Stepmother

I was recently asked to write an article for a friend of mine’s “Mommy Monday” series on her wholesome mom/fashion savvy blog (www.whatsupbuttarcup.blogspot.com) regarding blended families. I honestly have no idea if she will publish my article. I said shit. And weed. Actually, now that I really think about it…I bet…

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Here’s The Skinny

Okay, we have processed and are finally ready to talk about it…Deep breath… Lisa’s Version I was recently contacted by a Coolsculpt representative who wanted Erin and I to have our fat frozen off in exchange for a review of the procedure.  Technically, I did not consult Erin prior to…

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Where The Dead Fern Grows

The Great Physician Poster

I spent the past month before I had knee surgery trying to nurse my 9 year old daughter’s chameleon, Fern, back to health.  Fern became “egg bound.”  Essentially, this means she was pregnant, but unable to push those life-suckers out.  The only solution to this harrowing predicament was to spay…

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