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Surprise!

I used to feel sorry for people with Celiac’s disease.  Not anymore.  I accidentally bought a bag of gluten-free ginger snaps and they are pretty much BOMB.  Mmmmmm…Mmmmmmm….Mmmmmmmmmm.  I am typing with one hand so I can keep eating.  Anyway, Mike got home from Dallas on Saturday.  While the girls…

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Happy New Year

Last Monday was the Justin Bieber concert in Denver.  Holy.Pubescent.Pandemonium.  My daughters were absolutely beside themselves, I was laughing hysterically watching them while Mike stayed on the phone with the suicide hotline.  I have never been to a rave but I imagine this is what one would be like sans…

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Grandma in Vegas and Office Update

On Wednesday I am going to get a chemical peel on my face.  I like to do this periodically so I can really appreciate how much my face doesn’t hurt on an average day.  The Russian woman that does my peels has that disease where you don’t feel pain because…

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I Wouldn’t Change A Thing

I think we should form our opinions and prejudices of people on whether or not they like cilantro and take the attention off of sexual preferences.  I don’t read the Bible, but I am suuuuuure there is a passage about that disgusting herb being the root of all evil.  I…

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Deer God

Well, this month has been a giant whirlwind of activity.  Let’s begin with Grandpa Frank.  For as long as I can remember he would laugh and say “The best thing about living is dying.”  He was an authority on this matter because he technically died 30 years ago from a…

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Big Pimpin’ Spendin’ Mike’s G’s

Last week my yorkie Layla, became ill after eating rabbit shit according to our vet.  This incidentally serves as a good reminder for all of us: Stop Doing That.  My precious baby required a variety of antibiotics, x-rays, blood work, an IV, hand fed meals, massages and a couple thousand…

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Reverend Mike

Mike became a man of God last weekend.  I suppose I should be happy for him but instead I am finding myself increasingly annoyed at the pious attitude he has assumed in conjunction with his new title “Reverend Moroni.”  Now every time the kids start fighting or the hamster (her…

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